Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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