I think scott just propositioned me for sex
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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