let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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