chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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