How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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