Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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