He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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