I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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