Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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