Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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