Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Randomize
