official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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