You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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