fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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