I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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