yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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