You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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