I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Randomize
