would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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