Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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