It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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