i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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