that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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