The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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