NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
There r osticjed everywhere
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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