the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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