i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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