how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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