What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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