FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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