Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
