love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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