it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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