Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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