But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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