Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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