you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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