physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
My vagina just recognized that song.
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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