This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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