If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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