Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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