my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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