All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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