Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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