i don't like sucking hair
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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