Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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