I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
