NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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