He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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