They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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