Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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