Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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