My brain says no but my pants say off.
I am spending my child support on dildos
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.