six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
