if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
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