Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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