Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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